Tuesday, December 8, 2009

RMR Introduction

Welcome to Red Mist Racing's better-late-than-never build of our entry for the Febuary Gator-O-Rama Lemons race at MSR-Houston. We have 5 drivers:


Hamzah "Tool Time" Hezam- Like Tim Allen, this Saudi is full of enthusiam and getss of to Craftsman and Eastwood catalogs. He has two of every tool we could need, hidden SOMEWHERE in his packed garage. More 'Murican than the rest of the team, combined.


Daniel "Silent Death" Records- He tracks what we spend on this abortion of a project. Good at beating on stuff, he also serves as our voice of reason. Just don't feed him Mexican, for the love of all things holy.


Eric "SHO" Stautberg- Know for his Penguin outfit and trademark "Money" hat, he's the resident beverage pro. Most likely to say "Fuck it, That'll work."


Will "Smash" Hiltebeitel- The E30 "expart" with a propensity to find a way to snap a bolt or fuck something up on the car. Most likely to come up with the fix in the end. Known to keep buying parts, and squirreling them away, much to Daniel's chagrin.


Joseph "I wanna go FAST" Lammers- Our dear DE whore, Joseph will do whatever it takes to get more track time. His addiction to tires and tracktime rival's Tyrone Biggum's love for the crackity-crack.